accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell
Trojan Condoms, 1993
BRING THIS BACK, TROJAN.
Good advertising is good. Promotes safe sex and their own product!
i love that it promotes safe sex without saying that getting pregnant is the only thing you should be worried about
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
flower crowns are so last week.
everyone knows this is what’s in
'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.